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  1. Why I fired my secretary:

    Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say,

    "Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy Birthday."

    I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids... They will remember.

    My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the o...