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December 17, 2016
November 10, 2016
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I was waiting to get served in the supermarket today, and a women caught me sniffing my fingers after I scratched my balls."How rude," she said."Sorry that's disrespectful of me," I replied, then offered her a whiff.
Confucious say: 'Man who walk with hand in pocket must feel cocky'.