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  1. Happy St Georges Day!  i shall celebrate with a glass of Warm bear  Horrah 

    1. DAVID SNOW

      DAVID SNOW

      And to you too wp:drinks:

  2. CrackerJacks back 

    1. lassie23

      lassie23

      what about tiswas

    2. cheeky_monkey

      cheeky_monkey

      Cracker jack was sheet

    3. lassie23

      lassie23

      lol yes it was

  3. Year 11 pupil removed from school  as indications sugest he is actually 30 years of age   ohh all chuckled out 

    1. DAVID SNOW

      DAVID SNOW

      That will be another hate crime.:help:

  4. Mad Cow is back

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    2. lassie23

      lassie23

      only a matter of time before rees mogg dug her up and stuck electrodes to her head

    3. Mokidugway

      Mokidugway

      There's one in model thread 😂

    4. Dorsetbred

      Dorsetbred

      You mean she has returned from Europe?

  5. 2hrs for a taxi   only one thing for it....  ill wait

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    2. weirpig

      weirpig

      No taxis anywhere  some religious festival  

    3. lassie23

      lassie23

      christmas has been moved to make way for winterval

    4. lassie23

      lassie23

      take the bus

  6. Just kicked off at a Traffic Warden.

    Feel guilty know though. ripping his spleen out felt appropiate at the time. 

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    2. Ed Stone

      Ed Stone

      Will you have to exspleen yourself in court, Mark?:oops:

    3. Mokidugway

      Mokidugway

      Just beat him to death with his spleen ,simples 😉

    4. lassie23

      lassie23

      and then give his scooter a ticket🤗

  7. come on Morroco

    1. lassie23

      lassie23

      :oops:ronaldo again

    2. weirpig

      weirpig

      Lol   Ill Shut up.

    3. lassie23

      lassie23

      morroco playing well though

  8. come on Engerland.  3-0

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    2. Ed Stone

      Ed Stone

      At least it's no the BBC...Ninety-minutes' not listening to a wittering Glenn Hoddle!:yahoo:

    3. lassie23

      lassie23

      all the good teams are crap this world cup:cc_confused:

    4. Ice Man 85

      Ice Man 85

      England will do what it always does; scrape through the group with tied games and then either get knocked out there, or get their heads handed tom them against the real teams.

  9. Pop Over to the fantasy World Cup Competition for a bit of fun and interest. espicially when we get knocked out   then again

  10. Yanny or Laurel ?.. Its a slow day.  by the way its deffo Yanny

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    2. Mokidugway

      Mokidugway

      Sounds like the booolux mokidugway would come out with ....

    3. beerandkebab

      beerandkebab

      i can switch between the 2

    4. matt111

      matt111

      Laurel all day until this evening when it was yanny (although it wasn't in a quiet room that time)

  11. Free the elf. This country has a continuous winter with the amount of snowflakes here.  Half dressed plastic dolls demeaning to women   Wow 

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    2. weirpig

      weirpig

      Tell you dan. We are buggered this is one of the images that was seen to demean women  plastic elf playing strip poker.  I. CAnt take anymore 

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    3. Daniel*

      Daniel*

      The bloke is also stripped off well i think it is where’s the outcry they’ve gave consent.  :closedeyes::D

    4. weirpig

      weirpig

      And my personal favourite  please sign the petition. Parliament needs to discuss this ! 

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  12. Munich Air disaster What a waste  not a utd fan Obviously  but probably the best player this country has ever produced died that day  Solace to all involved. 

    1. DAVID SNOW
    2. weirpig

      weirpig

      Never saw the babes way. Before me. But my family raved about boom boom   Shocking tragedy . There are loads of flowers around his statue tonight. Oh well we have Ali :) 

  13. Oh well just been banned on twitter.  Shows how good im doing on here really   8 years and counting

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    2. lassie23

      lassie23

      have the lizard people discovered twitter

    3. Dami

      Dami

      i tend to block em

    4. Ice Man 85

      Ice Man 85

      People can get banned on twitter? You mean there's actual mods? You learn something new every day.

  14. Went into pound shop brought 8 items gave women 8 quid   She looked st me funny and told me it is 13 pounds. How can that be??   

    1. lassie23

      lassie23

      inflation lol

    2. alexisj9

      alexisj9

      They now stock so e £2 goods that used to be a pound in there. In my one they are clearly marked on the shelf though. Proof of inflation I'm afraid, even pound land is effected.

    3. beerandkebab

      beerandkebab

      she wasn't Dianne Abbot by any chance?

  15. Just seen my Grandfather on You tube!!   He is about 30

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMojuZFfpUU

  16. Happy bloody birthday  woke up with a touch of the father Giles  went to chemist asked for anusol  went home and applied. Looked at box and realised she had given me anbesol  an aid to the upkeeping of your dentures.  Piles still aches but on the plus side my teeth are pearly white 

    1. Mokidugway

      Mokidugway

      I got bad Giles a couple of years ago sitting on scaffolding when putting new roof on my house , positively nasty ,I feel for you 

    2. weirpig

      weirpig

      Doctor said should go of own accord . It's like a bunch of grapes. Much hilarity in the Hadley household 

    3. lassie23

      lassie23

      let the wine making begin

  17. NASA press conference on Thursday  possibly to do with exoplanets  I shall be watching with interest 

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    2. lassie23

      lassie23

      as long as the beast from the east has time to dump on us, then the life ending collision can come after, farewell daniel, farewell weirpig:cray:

    3. Ed Stone

      Ed Stone

      At last, an answer to the question: 123.jpg

    4. Mokidugway

      Mokidugway

      It's aliens from Uranus Ed. :drunk-emoji:

  18. Only just noticed this but. Quite possibly the funniest thread on Netweather ever

     

    1. I remember Atlantic 252

      I remember Atlantic 252

      yeah noticed it earlier on 6th, troll post

    2. Mokidugway

      Mokidugway

      Spotted hat too ,obviously someone taking the jaffa cakes :rofl:

  19. Took a DNA test a few weeks ago to determine my heritage ( for fun) and its come back that im 6% Welsh!.  im ordering another one.

    1. Daniel*

      Daniel*

      Sounds about right :wink: 

    2. weirpig

      weirpig

      No i demand a retest. There were rumours of Welsh in the family  in the dim and distant past  but that was put down to fear mongering and hear say.   

    3. Mokidugway

      Mokidugway

      Me and wife did one some time ago results where not too surprising ,Armenian  and French ancestry from my mothers side ,she was French ,but  more suprising was the small percentage of far eastern genes ,probably rubbed of wifey :rofl:

  20. Young Girl offered me her seat on the Train this morning.  The shame.  Im not pregnant (although i look it) and im only 42.  However  im sure she ment well. But why she asked  me to  make sure i stay warm over  the winter period,   im at a loss to say. 

    1. Dorsetbred

      Dorsetbred

       To said please young person, you may look considerably aged and in need of her assistance.:oops:

      I can't say as we'e never met, but in this day and age, anything like that make the most of it, as it's really rare...:hi:

       

    2. Mokidugway

      Mokidugway

      I'm 51 and no ones ever offered me their seat,but then again I only travel first class :rofl:

    3. karlos1983

      karlos1983

      I had this once, it was definitely a case of Age before Beauty :rofl:

  21. Applied for my World Cup Tickets  hopefully should be ok  as i have 5 caps  and as i hear very  little interest at the moment  

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    2. Daniel*

      Daniel*

      Why did Italy not qualify? Because they could not pasta ball well :D 

    3. lassie23

      lassie23

      is there a pizza joke in there too

    4. Nick L

      Nick L

      Italy won't be getting a pizza the action next summer...will that do lassie?

  22. Ghost Watch  was aired 25 years to the day   Never has such a show caused so much panic and talking points.  Think I might see if I can stream it again tonight.

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    2. alexisj9

      alexisj9

      I was wondering if it was the programme I watched that looked real and then at the end went into the studio then the game was up. Scary as hell whatever that was, I was glued to it. Great show, been wondering why something similar hasn't aired since. This thread has answered that. RIP to the man. I agree with nick though, obviously something else going on apart from the programme.

    3. J10

      J10

      I saw it as live and remember the fuss after it so well.

    4. Dami

      Dami

      i would of been 20 and can't think why i never saw it. must of gone out.

  23. Just had to pay £400 for a parking ticket   Bloody Dudley council.  just gave them a ear bending  Hopefully appeal will happen

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    2. Dami

      Dami

      400 quid though where were you parking pig?:shok:

    3. weirpig

      weirpig

      Lol no the bill get going up as they were sending the payment invoices to wrong house. it was initially 50 i think.

    4. Dami

      Dami

      oh my stars. And I expect they didn't accept their error.

      We live a few houses away from a Baliff. He's actually a nice chap. He's out for work for 4:30am, finds all manner of unsavories lurking in the bushes doing knows what.  Loves dogs.

      Wouldn't want him on the wrong side of the door though.

       

  24. Lovely bunch of flowers for sale if anyone's interested pm me 

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    2. lassie23

      lassie23

      i have some self raising flower from 1961:rofl: mcdougals

    3. Daniel*

      Daniel*

      Just seen Dami's status you naughty bugger :oops: 

    4. Dami

      Dami

      All sorted now. pinks is obs pigs colour :hi:

  25. Been told hippos can breath through there ears!! Surely not ?. 

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    2. weirpig

      weirpig

      putin knows 

    3. lassie23

      lassie23

      he's one himself lol

    4. Nick L

      Nick L

      I don't know about that, but Theresa May can talk out of her a**e I know that much!

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