risk of sleet

Just lost the opportunity of a lifetime because I wrote 'to' when I meant 'too'

long way off, but ECMWF showing rain for all of England and Wales next Saturday? http://en.vedur.is/weather/forecasts/atlantic/#type=prec

Reviewing my sent txt messages on phone. It used to be 'Hi Hi Hi', now it's all 'Hey Hey Hey'. What next for greeting? I fancy 'Up your bum Up your bum Up your bum' - like 'Wish you were here' innit. Need to get a new inner tube for my bike - and a new frock

Hmmm http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:YZG18wJOPi0J:www.metlink.org/weather-climate-resources-teenagers/amazing-weather-facts/royal-wedding-rain.html+weather+modification+for+wedding&cd=2&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=uk&client=firefox-a&source=www.google.co.uk

Can someone new sign up please so we don't have to keep seeing misery plops at the bottom

Been out Carp fishing all afternoon. Wx was better in reality than shewn. Caught three carp, 2 largish for the pot (pan), one was a bit small and muddy tasting , so I put it back to fight again.

Bunch of overpaid twits kicking an old pigs bladder about surely

Rescued from Aberystwyth beach with serious sun stroke. Doc says very little that they can do for a pale skin ginger person

Oh it looks like you have been abusing our free system - now you will have to pay

Here is the weather news...Bands of Rain moving towards the East, from the opposite direction.

Oh Em Gee. a few flakes of snow falling here already...it's not even on the radar yet. Readily accumulating on all surfaces!!!

Never confused

effortless dance p porridge

Just replaced the batteries in my ground based sensor (GBS). Sorry for the inconvenience.

could see some pivoting records smashed today