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Funny 'poetry' - Winnie The Pooh

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I got this 'poem' today in English Literature I thought it was absolutely halarious...The House at Pooh Corner (A.A Milne, 1928)----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Christopher Robin is goingAt least I think he is..WhereNobody knows.But he is going -I mean he goes(To rhyme with 'knows')Do we care?(To rhyme with 'where')We doVery much(I Haven't got a rhyme for that 'is' in the second line yet. Bother)(Now I haven't got a rhyme for bother. Bother)These two bothers will have to rhyme with each other Buther.The fact is this is more difficult than I thought,I ought -(very good indeed)I oughtTo begin again, But it is easierTo stop.Christopher Robin, good-bye,I(good)I And all your friendSend -(Very awkward this, it keeps going wrong.)Well anyhow, we sendOur loveEND.'If anyone wants to clap,' said Eeyore when he had read this 'now is the time to do it.' They all clapped. 'Thank you,' said Eeyore.'Unexpected and gratifying, if a little lacking in Smack.'-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------That is one heck of a funny 'poem', couldn't resist sharing it with you...

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