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PersianPaladin

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Yes, it's those bleedin M&S adverts. They drive me mad. Why must they sexualise food like that? Particularly with that incredibly annoying woman, whats her name? Derbrain Kerwan. "This is not just a steak, its an aberdeen angus steak that has come from a cow called Geoffrey who lives in an organic highland farm surrounded by happy kilt-wearing scotsfarmer workers in a nice friendly abatouir whom was lovingly caressed before being slaughtered for your dining pleasure." Its a stained glass windowin piece of cow mate covered in some gravy. Tastes nice, shove it down yer flippin gullet.

For pities sake...why must we pimp up our food? By all means enjoy food, eat healthy and all that....but to be obsessed with presentation, to sexualise it reminds me very much of the decadent society we are in. I mean, I like to have watercress, onions and cheese covered in a splash of olive oil on some sliced bread for my lunch...but I don't give a monkeys about its presentation and I certainly don't get an erection when I eat it.

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