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Some sort of Cat

A poem by me. Some sort of Cat We think that it's some sort of cat, It's certainly covered with fur, And now we've started to stroke it, It's suddenly started to purr. And now it's just made a beeline, For the food we left by the door. It's certainly some kind of feline, And it's just done a p## on the floor. It's definitely not a fierce tiger, And unlikely to be a big bat. It’s trying to squeeze in beside us, And trying to get on my lap. And now with all the confusion, With everything all of a

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New week, new nose.

Nose is a lot better today. I'm pretty sure that it was sinusitis. Everyone said that it would end suddenly with an unexpected cascade of snot down my face, probably in the middle of a meeting. This didn't happen and actually I'm quite dissapointed. Does this make me a bad person? Cat update....... My cat has taken to sleeping across the back of the couch with his head over hanging the radiator. Every 10 mins he gets up has a drink because it gets too hot, and goes back to the same place. O

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There is something wrong with my nose!

There is something wrong with my nose this week. It feels like It's been bashed but I dont remember doing it. It's slightly swollen on one side and there is a dull ache on this side when I prod it. I think it may be a sinus problem but i'm not sure. Probably I should go to the doctor but two people have called in sick today so lets see if it better tomorrow. Meanwhile, prehaps I should stop prodding it and going ouch! Maybe that'll work.

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Spring has sprung

I think this is by Spike Milligan but I'm not sure. I just remember my dear departed Dad saying it to me when I was little. So in his memory here it is again. Spring has sprung, the grass is 'ris. I wonder where the birdies is? Some say the birdies on the wing. 'Tis the silliest thing I ever heard. For I know the wing is on the bird! Have a great day all.

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Liquid botox

Anyone seen the adverts for an age defying anti wrinkle face cream with, and I quote, anti expression properties? Good grief what will they think of next, Anti personality cream? No more emotion tonic? Or how about Catatonia tanning milk for that expressionless , just been on holiday but I'm not bothered look.

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'tis the season

...to me jolly fa la la la la la la la la deck my b%lls with boughs of Holly ah ah ha ha ah ah ah ah ouch! Wishing you all a merry Christmas and a stonking new year! (everybody do the stonk :blush: )

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Humdrum

If I was to say that life at the moment is humdrum you would all know what I mean. But what exactly is a humdrum? Is it a humming drum? Or the act of drumming really fast and quietly so that it makes a humming noise. hmmmmmmmmmmmmm....? *cat update* *cat update* My cat went to the vet to get a microchip inserted inside him (not a revolutionary device for controling cats but and I.D device). Imagine my delight to find that he already had one (50 quid saved). Yippie I asked the kind man ho

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Favorite time of year?

I was trying to think what my favorite time of year is and came to the conclusion that I love it all. Winter snow, spring showers, summer storms and autumn Gales. Every time of year hold something special for me to look forward to. Even September (which has been renamed Sh*tember in my house hold for many years) managed to produce a few storms this year. Looking out my window today I can see the wind increasing to expected gales this afternoon and can't help being excited by the prospect of th

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No.....really!

Well I thought I would start with something random hence my first entry regarding my cat. This may make you feel that I may be not all there. Please be assured that most of the time I am a fairly rational person with no major personality problems (apart from the occasional murder). No... seriously it's been years since the last one... I'm not really inspiring your confidence am I? I can't promise that I won't post the odd random memory of former pets and people I've known but I can promise that

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I used to have a one eyed cat

Just thought I would tell you all about my optically challeged cat Charlie. He had a curious way of running. Keeping his one good eye in the center of his aim, his body used to follow behind his head at a jaunty angle.

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